1 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,760 Yeah. 2 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,600 Francesca: Do you have any idea what time it is? 3 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,120 Watched pot never boils, Francesca. 4 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,800 It's been an hour. 5 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,640 You've got a lobby full of people out here, 6 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,080 and at eight o'clock I am done. 7 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,560 I don't care if the building burns down. 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,800 I'm going home. 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,880 Wow, you and your work ethic. 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,400 Did I ever tell you how indispensable you are? 11 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,480 How much longer, Saul? 12 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,560 You know what? I can't say. 13 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,080 So pass along my sincerest apologies 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,960 and tell 'em I'm swamped. 15 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,960 Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,560 That's the sound of thinking. 17 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,040 You should try it sometime. 18 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,720 Yeah? 19 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,040 What are you waiting for? 20 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,640 Send her in. 21 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,320 How's it coming? 22 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,640 Good. 23 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,360 Did you get the mayonnaise? 24 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,240 Well, here's the thing -- 25 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,960 they didn't have Duke's, and I really like Duke's. 26 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,680 But they didn't have it, which is a bummer. 27 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,720 So... 28 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,480 I dunno. 29 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,960 Think this'll work? 30 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,160 I mean, technically it isn't actually mayonnaise, but... 31 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,480 Yeah, technically, I don't think this is mayonnaise. 32 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,560 But close, right? 33 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,400 What do you think? Should we give it a shot? 34 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,120 I dunno. What do you think? 35 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,960 Yeah. 36 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,200 Let's give it a shot. 37 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,000 [Rupert Holmes' "Escape 38 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,680 Kim: Oh, my gosh. 39 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,760 Cissy: I don't know. It's as close as I could get. 40 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:28,080 Cissy, garnet and gold! I see it plain as day. 41 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,800 Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy. 42 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,520 Aaah, the red ones could maybe pass for garnet. 43 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,600 But the "gold" ones are just regular yellow. 44 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,920 Well, the minute I saw them I said, "FSU!" 45 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,480 Besides, gold food colouring? 46 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,280 June, did you ever even hear of that? 47 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,440 Sounds expensive. 48 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,320 And if they even make such a thing, you'd probably get flipper-hands 49 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,000 from all the chemicals they'd put in it. 50 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,320 Well... 51 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,000 This is as close as I could get, anyway. 52 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,320 Oh, it's perfect, Cissy. Thank you. 53 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,680 Oh, my gosh. Ah, this is all so beautiful. 54 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,920 Everything looks amazing. Looks delicious. 55 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,240 Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry. 56 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,680 Well, let me tell you about epoxy -- 57 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:00,960 Epoxy yellows. 58 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,040 You hit it with enough sunlight... 59 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,120 - No. Well -- - He's right. 60 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,520 - Wait, no. - No, he's right. 61 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,200 If you just use a dark enough floor -- 62 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,960 Guys, I'm telling you, we're never gonna settle this. 63 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,840 I've been having this argument five days a week, 64 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,520 but now I'm Sweden. 65 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,200 Switzerland. Kim: You want something to drink? 66 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,600 - Wine coolers? - Great. Cissy? 67 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,440 Marvin doesn't like me to drink. 68 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,720 Cissy, we're gonna get a wine cooler down you one day. 69 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,680 That was fun. 70 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,200 Yeah. That was fun. 71 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,560 Yep. 72 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,200 Yep. 73 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,520 Yep. 74 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,000 Yep. 75 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,240 Yep! 76 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,000 Yep. 77 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,360 Man: That's it right there. 78 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,440 Good job, guys. 79 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,280 "Peter the Great is buried inside me." 80 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,720 "Find me in..." Glen: What did she say? 81 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,280 Woman: We're gonna help each other. 82 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,120 Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show. 83 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,360 Kim: You sure do. 84 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,600 Lotsa running. 85 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,680 Yeah. 86 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,960 You think they ever ran with the bulls on this show? 87 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,240 Like, in Spain? 88 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,800 Not that we've seen, I don't think. 89 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,880 Maybe it's too dangerous. 90 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,240 Whaddya think? 91 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,120 Maybe. 92 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,280 Maybe. 93 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,000 Oh, I thought the potato salad worked out great. 94 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,000 You think? Yep. 95 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,480 Huh. 96 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,560 Looks like rain again. 97 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,920 Yeah. Does. 98 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,880 Oh, hey, they opened a new Outback 99 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,920 down in Satellite Beach. 100 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,840 You wanna go Friday? Sure. 101 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,920 It's a date. 102 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,640 Woman: Yes. Yes. 103 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,280 I don't want to not buy her toys, but I also... 104 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,760 Kim: Could you tell me the flange diameter 105 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,320 of 212-dash-17-backslash-H? 106 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,760 Great. 107 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,640 And does that come in a three-inch riser, 108 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,920 or just the two-inch? 109 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,200 Great. 110 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,920 ABS or PVC? 111 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,600 Oh. Great. 112 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,280 Hi. 113 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,960 We're gonna sing at five. 114 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,640 Oh. Great. 115 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,880 Let me see. 116 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,240 That's cute, June. 117 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,320 I'll pick up the cake after lunch. 118 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,240 Do you remember what kind of ice cream Tammy likes? 119 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,520 Uh...geez, no. 120 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,840 Yeah. So maybe... whaddya think? 121 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,120 Vanilla? Or strawberry? 122 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,560 Ooh. 123 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,640 Um... 124 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,240 They're both good. 125 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,320 I know, right? 126 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,880 Five o'clock. Okay, great. 127 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,240 Woman: No, nobody makes it that long. 128 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,600 Well, I mean, because -- I mean, think about it. 129 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,000 It's got to fit in the truck, right? 130 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,080 So, how's it gonna fit in the truck if -- 131 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,800 Well, yeah, but nobody makes a truck that long, so... 132 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,360 Safe to say. 133 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,920 Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't be of service. 134 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,600 So...whatever happened to crack? 135 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,120 How come you never hear about it on the news anymore? 136 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,600 Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it? 137 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,400 What's the drug that makes you dance around 138 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,720 and put a pacifier in your mouth? 139 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,320 Ecstasy. Ecstasy! 140 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,880 That's the big one now. I think that they have -- 141 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:23,120 Yeah. That's the big one. 142 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,600 My sister's best friend's son? 143 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,840 Oh, my God... 144 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,280 But I don't understand the pacifier. 145 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,160 Why would they all need pacifiers? 146 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,160 Like, don't you think if you ran a store 147 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,800 and some teenager came in your store 148 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,080 and tried to buy a pacifier, 149 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,400 don't you think you'd call the police? 150 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,840 Yeah. Pbht! I sure would. 151 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,360 Absolutely. Whatcha eating? 152 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,000 Tuna salad. 153 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,520 I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise. 154 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,880 Huh. 155 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,160 I use almond butter instead of pean-- 156 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,680 Mmm. 157 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,000 Tammy: When I woke up this morning, 158 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,640 guess what was in my living room. 159 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,840 A freaking exercise bike. 160 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,520 Yeah. I can't believe he got that for my birthday. 161 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,040 Hold on a second. 162 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,880 Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering your world since 1978. 163 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,560 Please hold. 164 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,760 Kim: Yep? 165 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,560 Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you on line three. 166 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,320 Kim? 167 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,200 Uh, yep. Okay. 168 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,240 Yeah. So, what do you think about that? 169 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,320 That's pretty rude. 170 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,280 What brand is it? 171 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,960 I don't care who made it. 172 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,560 I don't care if it's Megatron 3000 173 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,080 or worth $4 million. 174 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,040 I'm gonna ride it straight back to the store, 175 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,760 and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday. 176 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,400 Some hair regrowth serum, 177 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,240 and I'm gonna laugh at him. 178 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,280 Yeah. 179 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,800 Kim Wexler. 180 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,280 Jimmy: Hey, Kim. 181 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,360 You know who this is? 182 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,280 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 183 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,160 Uh, that receptionist of yours... 184 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,560 is she the type to listen in? 185 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,040 Good. Okay. 186 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,960 So, how's Florida been treating you? 187 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,560 I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope. 188 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,680 Kim, you there? 189 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,560 What do you want? 190 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,640 I don't -- I don't want anything. 191 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,120 I just... 192 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,800 It's been awhile, you know? 193 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,480 Just -- I'm thinking it's been awhile, 194 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:41,080 and, um, might be nice to catch up. 195 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,160 "Catch up." Yeah. 196 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,480 My mind was wandering this morning. I was just... 197 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,160 Not thinking anything in particular. Just random thoughts. 198 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,080 And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me it's been six years. 199 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,960 I mean, Jesus. 200 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,120 I-I couldn't believe it. 201 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,080 I thought you might wanna know I'm still alive. 202 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,880 Yep. 203 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,200 I'm still out here, still getting away with it. 204 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,880 The feds couldn't find their own ass 205 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,360 with both hands and a proctologist. 206 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,840 You shouldn't be calling me. 207 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,120 Oh, hey! You're awake! 208 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,360 You shouldn't be calling. 209 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,680 Why not? What, am I tying up the line 210 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,320 for important irrigation business? 211 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,280 I mean, c'mon, Kim. Say something. 212 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,160 You can call me an asshole, yell at me. 213 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,400 Just let me know you've still got a pulse. 214 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,240 Just say something. 215 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,800 You want me to say something? 216 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,280 Yeah. 217 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,600 You should turn yourself in. 218 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,320 Do what? 219 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,400 You heard me. 220 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,960 I don't know what kind of life you've been living, 221 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,080 but it can't be much. 222 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,160 Said the pot to the kettle! 223 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,840 What -- That is -- 224 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,560 That is really rich, you -- you preaching tome? 225 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:10,120 See, you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay? 226 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,240 A-And why don't you turn yourself in, seeing as how 227 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,640 you're the one with the guilty conscience, huh? 228 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,520 What -- What is stopping you? 229 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,000 Fring's in the ground. 230 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,920 Mike's in the ground. Lalo's in the ground. 231 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,480 Apparently. 232 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,560 You don't have to hold back on my account. 233 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,640 They can only hang me once. So -- So go ahead. 234 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,200 Spill your guts! 235 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,080 Put on your hair shirt, see what it gets you! 236 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,720 Why -- 237 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,880 Kim, why are we even talking about this? 238 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,800 We're both too smart to throw our lives away for no reason. 239 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Just... 240 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,000 I just... I only wanted to... 241 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,040 Kim. 242 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,840 Kim? 243 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,600 Kim. 244 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,280 I'm glad you're alive. 245 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,960 Yeah? 246 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,400 Time to sing! 247 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,880 Okay. 248 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:23,960 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 249 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:28,560 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 250 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:34,400 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Tammy ♪ 251 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:39,800 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 252 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,720 Woman: I can't leave before the judge dismisses you. 253 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,040 I'll make sure they're aware. 254 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,800 Now, just remember to sit up straight 255 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,400 and listen carefully when the judge addresses you. 256 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,160 Stay attentive and engaged. 257 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,880 Even if you're not so sure what's going on, don't show it. 258 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,200 Alright. Come here. 259 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,480 Tuck your shirt in for me, will you? Okay. 260 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,360 You gotta look good for the judge. 261 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,040 Because of your record... 262 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,160 Kim? 263 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,280 Kim: Hi, Cheryl. 264 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,360 I'm out front. 265 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,760 Howard was murdered? 266 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160 Why? 267 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,920 He was... 268 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,720 ...in the wrong place at the wrong time. 269 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,840 Where's his body? 270 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,120 I don't know. 271 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,760 And the police? Will they search again? 272 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,840 They'll search. 273 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240 I don't think they'll find him. 274 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,320 Cheryl, he... 275 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,720 It -- It all happened in an instant. 276 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,720 And he didn't -- he didn't suffer. 277 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,840 "He didn't suffer." 278 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,360 The lies you two made up. 279 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,720 The picture you painted. 280 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,680 That's all he is now. 281 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:04,600 That's all anybody remembers. 282 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,680 I want to change that. 283 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,600 What happens now? 284 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,880 Will you be tried? 285 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,400 Will you go to jail? 286 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,080 I don't know. 287 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,760 You're a lawyer, right? 288 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,120 You're a -- a great one, Howard said! 289 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,680 How could you not know? 290 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,080 Bernalillo County has my affidavit. 291 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,080 It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute. 292 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,360 And she may not. 293 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,080 Why? 294 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,680 There's no physical evidence. 295 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,000 No remaining witnesses other than my ex-husband... 296 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,360 assuming he's still alive. 297 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,280 I could sue you in civil court. 298 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,840 I could take everything you've got. 299 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,600 Yeah. 300 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,160 Why are you doing this? 301 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,440 Oh, God! 302 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,400 Passwords. Passwords... 303 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,920 Hmm. 304 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 A hat man. 305 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:26,400 Holy shit. 306 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,960 Nothing to see here. 307 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,680 Move on. 308 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,200 Cop: Look at this bullshit. 309 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,840 Look. 310 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,360 Look. What would you call this? 311 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,000 I'd call that... 312 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,680 I dunno, what? 313 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,600 Would you call that a fish taco? 314 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,560 Could anybody call this a fish taco? I mean, legally? 315 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,800 Stop waving that thing at me. 316 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,440 Look at this! 317 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,240 There's one piece of goddamned pollock 318 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,480 no bigger than the end of my thumb. 319 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,760 Now, how can you even call that a -- 320 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,000 Like I'm s'posed to do something? 321 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,160 Whaddya want me to do about it? 322 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:28,480 Well, I want you to look inside there 323 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,360 and tell me what you see. 324 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,600 Huh? W-Would you or would you not 325 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,240 sell this to an unsuspecting public? 326 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,800 Why do you persist in ordering fish 327 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,600 when we're 1,400 miles away from the nearest ocean? 328 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,880 Because it's on the menu, alright? 329 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,640 Because I live in the 21st goddamn century, alright? 330 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,520 And this? This is some bullshit. 331 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,800 I'm telling you, I got half a mind to go on back over there 332 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,680 and smack somebody in their face there. 333 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,360 Yes! 334 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,040 Whaddya think? 335 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,680 Pretty great, right? 336 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,800 Yeah, it's, um... 337 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,280 Yep. 338 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,480 I just need your printed name and signature. 339 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,680 So... Florida. 340 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,640 Florida, Florida, Florida... 341 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,200 Why there? 342 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,200 I guess -- It doesn't matter. 343 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,120 Doesn't have to make sense. 344 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,160 Hey, I gotta tell you, I think you're gonna regret 345 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,080 not taking your share of the Sandpiper money. 346 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,640 That'd buy a shitload of swampland. 347 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:51,000 I will, um, file these tomorrow. 348 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,680 Alright. Well. 349 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,200 Have a nice life, Kim. 350 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,560 Hey, Sweetcheeks, who do we got next? 351 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,400 Let's make some money! 352 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:41,120 Emilio Koyama! 353 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,000 Where's your paperwork? 354 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,720 I don't do no paperwork. 355 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,600 He doesn't do paperwork! 356 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:57,120 Who cares? C'mon, c'mon... 357 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,160 Hey, yo, could I bum one of those? 358 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,640 Thanks. 359 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200 Mm. 360 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,760 What's up with this shit? 361 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,520 Rainy. 362 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,200 Yeah. No. It-- It's crazy. 363 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,560 It's like bananas, all this rain. 364 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,920 I mean, I thought we were, like, in a desert, you know? 365 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,480 You're a lawyer, right? 366 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,120 Ah. I recognise you. 367 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,160 You defended my buddy Combo. 368 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,960 Christian Ortega. 369 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,200 Juvie court...? Stole a Baby Jesus. 370 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,280 I mean, not like a real baby, just a -- 371 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,800 you know, one of those things outside of the church. 372 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,480 Nativity scene. Yeah. 373 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,560 Knights of Columbus. 374 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,080 I mean, what the hell did he even want that thing for? 375 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,760 Huh? I mean, I -- I still don't know. 376 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,840 Dumbass. 377 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720 I told him he could go to Hell 378 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,960 for stealing something like that, I mean. 379 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,280 But did he listen to me? No. 380 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,480 But you -- you got him off, like, scot-free. 381 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600 That -- That was pretty slick, yo. 382 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,120 Well...tell him I hope he's keeping his nose clean. 383 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,840 Yeah, yeah, right on. 384 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,040 Absolutely. 385 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,000 Hey, so, you having all this expertise and all... 386 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,920 This guy Goodman? 387 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,760 Is he the real deal? 388 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,240 Like, lawyer-wise...? 389 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,320 Why do you ask? 390 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,800 I got a buddy in there who's facing some serious time. 391 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,320 I mean, not -- you know, not Baby Jesus-time, 392 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,640 but...but serious. 393 00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:00,560 You know, he needs top-shelf legal representation. 394 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,160 And I tell him that, right? 395 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,960 But, you know, he sees this dude's commercials on TV 396 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,840 and this is where he wants to go. 397 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,440 And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial 398 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,560 is not a sound basis for, like, you know..." 399 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,360 I mean, like, would you go to anyone doctor to do, like, 400 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,840 an operation on you in like a -- 401 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,000 on, like, your spleen or whatever 402 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,480 on the fact of a funny TV commercial? 403 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,960 No. I mean, come on. 404 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,040 How is this any different? 405 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,120 You know? 406 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,640 Anyway... 407 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,000 Is this guy any good? 408 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,720 When I knew him, he was. 409 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,800 Hello? 410 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,880 Jeff: Hey, uh, Dad? 411 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,160 It's me. It's -- It's Jeff. 412 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,680 Jeff? What time is it? 413 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,280 Are you okay? 414 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,800 Yeah, no, not really. 415 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,880 Um, I, uh... 416 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,760 Dad, I got arrested. 417 00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,960 Oh, no. 418 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,640 What for? Jeffie. 419 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:33,920 It's like this crazy mistake, you know? 420 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,800 I mean, I had an accident, okay? 421 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,920 A -- A little fender-bender type deal, no -- no big thing. 422 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,240 My foot maybe slipped on the accelerator, 423 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,360 or maybe it was a defective -- I dunno. 424 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,480 But that's not the big-deal part. 425 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,720 The big-deal part is... 426 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,920 they think that I -- me -- committed a robbery. 427 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,800 And why would they think that? 428 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,480 I know, right? 429 00:47:58,560 --> 00:47:59,920 The place where I had the accident? 430 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,600 This guy? This drunk guy? 431 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,280 He comes wandering out of his house 432 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,920 and flags down the cops -- the -- the police -- 433 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,280 and says, "Hey, you know, I got robbed!" 434 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,480 And sure enough, the police? 435 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:15,080 They find evidence of, like, breaking and entering. 436 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,840 And -- And -- And stuff is missing, which I did not do. 437 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,680 And, uh...yeah. Like that. 438 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,040 Well, the police are obviously barking up the wrong tree. 439 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,920 Yeah. No shit, wrong tree! 440 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,520 Wrong, like, forest. Exactly. 441 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,040 Because you would never do something like that -- 442 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,280 would you, son? 443 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,680 No. No. No way, man. Absolutely not. 444 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,760 Uh, when the police took you into custody, 445 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,000 did they find any of this so-called stolen merchandise? 446 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,480 Was it in your possession? 447 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,320 Of course it wasn't. 448 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,400 Because you didn't steal anything. 449 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,800 Therefore, since there's no evidence whatsoever 450 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,480 that you committed any crime, 451 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,200 I'd say you got nothing to worry about. 452 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,840 So, what happens next? 453 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,720 Breathe deep and sit tight. 454 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,600 I'll have you out by lunchtime. 455 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,680 You coming down here yourself? 456 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,480 Nah, I think it'll be your mom. 457 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,600 You'll talk to her for me? 458 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,040 I sure will. 459 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:11,960 I'll straighten it all out, no problem. 460 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,640 Yeah, okay. Good. 461 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,920 Jeff, you're gonna get the best legal defence 462 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,320 in the whole wide world. 463 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400 Trust your Old Man on that. 464 00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,840 Okay, copy that. Sit tight. 465 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,520 You do that. 466 00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,760 Marion: Keep your shirt on... 467 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840 Hello? 468 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,240 Gene. 469 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,640 Gene, Honey, do you know what time it is? 470 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,840 Oh, God. That boy... 471 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,800 he's gonna put me in my grave. 472 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,480 Marion. 473 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,920 It's a mistake, is all. 474 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,400 Getting picked up for something you didn't do? 475 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,280 That could happen to anybody. 476 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,760 Yeah, right, anyone... 477 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,640 This isn't the first time, you know. 478 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,000 He's been in trouble before. 479 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,400 Oh, Jesus. 480 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,840 Marion... The death of me. 481 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,440 He's gonna be the death of me. 482 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,400 Marion. Marion, it's gonna be alright. 483 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,680 We'll get him outta there lickety-split. 484 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,920 I've been through this before. 485 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,840 There's nothing lickety-split about it. 486 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,520 Back when he was living in Albuquerque? 487 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,520 Drunk in public, resisting arrest? 488 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,680 Urinating in someplace he shouldn't have. 489 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,400 And me on the telephone for hours, long distance, 490 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,560 trying to find him one of those bail-out places. 491 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,800 I maxed out my Discover card. 492 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,680 And I'm still paying for that one. 493 00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,120 Well, money's not gonna be a problem, 494 00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,240 'cause I'm gonna help you with that. 495 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,520 No. Gene, I can't let you do that. No. 496 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,160 Sure you can. Jeff'll pay me back. 497 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,440 And you don't have to worry about a bondsman, either. 498 00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,680 Because guess what? 499 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,000 In Omaha, they don't have 'em. 500 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,640 Alright? You just walk into the station 501 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,120 and you pay a straight cash bail. 502 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,200 It's not like Albuquerque at all. 503 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,400 Marion, you still there? 504 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,080 Yeah. Why -- 505 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,840 Wh-Why did Jeff call you instead of me? 506 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,840 Well, I think he was scared at how you'd take it. 507 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,200 Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself, 508 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,880 but I think it should be a family member. 509 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,760 I think that'd be best. 510 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,480 I'll tell you what -- I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed. 511 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,840 And you do the same. 512 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,440 I'll swing by and pick you up. 513 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,920 We'll get this whole thing squared away. 514 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,120 Wh-What about Buddy? Is he in any trouble? 515 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,080 I don't think so. 516 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,560 Why would he be? 517 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,840 I'll see you in about an hour. 518 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,000 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks. 519 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,200 ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ 520 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,440 ♪ It's not the things you do ♪ ♪ The tide i-- ♪ 521 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:24,520 ♪ That tease and hurt me bad♪ 522 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,440 ♪ But it's the way you do ♪ 523 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,520 ♪ The things you do to me ♪ ♪ Do to me ♪ 524 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,240 ♪ I'm not the kinda girl♪ ♪ I'm not the kinda girl ♪ 525 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,840 ♪ Who gives up just like that♪ ♪ Who gives up just like that ♪ 526 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,320 ♪ Oh, no, oh♪ ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ 527 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,600 ♪ The tide is high♪ ♪ The tide is high ♪ 528 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,720 ♪ But I'm holding on♪ ♪ But I'm holding on ♪ 529 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,720 ♪ I'm gonna be your num--♪ ♪ I'm gonna be your num-- ♪ 530 00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,800 ♪ I'm not the kinda girl who gives up ♪ 531 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,880 Marion! 532 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,440 ♪ Just like that ♪ 533 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,320 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 534 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,800 Marion! 535 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,800 Marion? 536 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,600 Marion? 537 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,720 Hey. 538 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,000 Oh, hey. 539 00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,240 Everything okay? 540 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,480 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 541 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,400 I -- I just lost track of the time. 542 00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,480 That's okay. 543 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,640 Uh, you wanna put some clothes on 544 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,080 so that we can get moving? 545 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,160 Whaddya say? 546 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,800 Oh, you know, well, I -- I... 547 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,240 I don't wanna slow things down. 548 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,320 I think maybe you oughta go without me. 549 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,000 Man ...partying, minding my own business. 550 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:14,560 Woman: You are under arrest. 551 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,440 I better call Saul! 552 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,160 Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. 553 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,800 Did you know that you have rights? 554 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,720 The Constitution says you do, and so do I. 555 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,680 I believe that, until proven guilty, 556 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,840 every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 557 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,120 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! 558 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,160 Announcer: Better Call Saul. 559 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,720 What's that? 560 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,800 You tell me. 561 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,680 Marion, do you think that's me? 562 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,760 'Cause it's not. 563 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,600 There never was a Nippy, was there? 564 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,880 What did Jeff tell you? 565 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,400 Oh, he didn't tell me anything. 566 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,160 Ask Jeeves told me. 567 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:05,720 I typed in "con man" and "Albuquerque," 568 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,960 and up you popped, big as day. 569 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,040 What are you doing, Marion? 570 00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,560 What do you think I'm doing? I'm calling the police. 571 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,800 Here, lemme help you with that. 572 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,680 Listen, I think we're losing sight 573 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,120 of the bigger picture here, okay? 574 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,440 Jeff is in trouble, and I wanna help him. 575 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,360 He and I sure could use your support here. 576 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,800 What did you get my son into...? 577 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,920 Nothing that he didn't ask for. 578 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,240 Now, listen, 579 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,160 I'm still the good friend you thought I was, okay? 580 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,480 Jeff understands me, Buddy understands me. 581 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,360 And you will, too. 582 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,880 It's just, you have to, uh, 583 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,320 you know, keep things on an even keel, alright? 584 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,520 What have you got there? 585 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,200 Uh... 586 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:00,320 Put that down. Huh... 587 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,240 Put that down, Marion. 588 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,160 Put it down. 589 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,920 Do not do it, Marion. 590 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,480 Final warning... 591 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,920 I trusted you. 592 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,080 Marion? This is Valerie with Life Alert. 593 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,200 Are you okay? 594 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,320 No, Valerie, I'm not okay. 595 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,000 There's a criminal standing in my kitchen, threatening me! 596 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,480 He's a wanted man! 597 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,560 And his name is Saul Goodman! 598 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,600 Alright, Marion, I'm calling the police. 599 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,680 I'm calling right now.